trigger happy, trigger happy every day

i am very bored and would like to point out that my last two posts did not actually occur on the same day and blogger is out with its friends in its new mercedes benz and its....


ON DRUGSSSS

besides that, i have made more quiz!

Quiz Dos

Quiz Uno

i just got done being scarred for life

see how much you know! this is quiz i made. hear its rave reviews!

"your quiz is on crack."
-tagoty

"that made literally absolutely no sense."
-kornyguy

QUIZ!

little blue men

i had a nice weekend far away but i wont remember till an hour from now when we are eating what i want to say.

i slept oddly with weird dreams about telephones and concerts and woke up on the wrong side of the closet this morning, a unique experience. whats up with the fact that you say "a unique" when its supposed to be "an" before words beginning with "u", anyway? and whats up with how "u" is the new way to say "you"?

so after that i called class and the teacher was distracted and put us on hold for like twenty minutes. ive never been put on hold by a teacher before. it was amusing, but instead of being amused i took a nap. i kept worrying that i was going to sleep through her coming back to the phone, too, which you know, doesnt usually happen but it does when youre a teleclass person

see theres high class theres upper middle class theres lower middle class theres low class and then theres teleclass. thats me. high class folks eat meals with multiple diplomats. upper middle class folks eat meals with multiple courses. middle class folks eat meals with multiple forks. lower middle class folks eat meals with multiple dishes. low class folks eat meals with multiple fingers. teleclass folks dont eat meals with multiples. they cant multiply anyway, nor can they copy the essay instructions down as the teacher reads them.

essays are suck.

then after i hung up on english class i disturbed my musical receptors. if you dont know what i mean, i say to you, you probably dont know me very well and/or dont want to and/or you just aint in the mood to be into word games.

then i had to call other class. i learned about why wet roads are hard to see in headlights and then i hung up on that one too. anyway im bored of talking about it now so.....

Before too too long
You might hear from me again, just wait long
Enough- till then

urmom

yesterday

its like saying "happy birthday" to someone and they say "oh thanks, you too". its not your birthday.

i got dat swagga back

"Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning."
-James 1:17

so gifts. theres lots of kinds of those. theres like...talent-type spiritual gifts and then theres like....Christmas gifts and like....birthday gifts...and then theres like...the bad gifts you get from people that dont know you very well....and then theres like, gifts that my mother gives cause she really wants them for herself. she hates bugs.

anyway so one of the most happy gifts that God gives us is interaction type gifts. like, here is a perfect gift: our relationship/ interaction with God. see thats a perfect gift, as in every perfect gift, as in the quote. (also see I Corinthinas 13:12) and then, here is a good gift: our relationships with family and friend-type peoples. then there is another good gift: our relationships with animals. (see Genesis 1&2 for details.)

so that stuffs awesome, you know, top priority really.

but then theres another good gift. in fact, its not just a good gift, its more like a...ROCKIN gift. now mind you, i already established top priority but this, this....ROCKS. this is called music, oh yeah, JAMAWAY, the FSS are back in action, wed been outta comission for a long time but we played today and it was beast. i remember what i live for. yeah the guitar it calls to me. the beastliness...yeah...it makes me feel happy and and....get that grinning we done good kinda feeling and uh...

ROCK

PAPER

SCISSORS

....er thats something else.

anyway the point is....we are back and its awesome. RAUGH<--some kind of musical type hard rock noise

today students wont

well ive started being tutored. teleclasses.

"there is no other way. its teleVISION not telePHONE."
-Willy Wonka the Amazing Chocolatier

that statement has nothing to do with anything. so back to my point!

i will now be spending most of my days pondering the thought that the people in my history teleclass dont know who Dwight Eisenhower was...or what country he was from. further, the kids in my physics class cant multiply 2* 1.5 ("uh...3.5?") and that i myself cannot get through an English class without disappearing into a vortex.

we are all sick kids. thats why.

in other news, the prime rib roast minister...

oh. thats something else.

"I want her to find someone that will see her always as I do now...through Your eyes."
-wacky Bruce Nolan, Mr. Exclusive, and recipient of many lessons in the lovely movie "Bruce Almighty" which is also where the prime rib roast quote is from

well thats the morning report...

"why wont he be the king i know he is, the king i see inside?"
-Nala upon falling madly in love with Simba
"i tell ya Puumba, this stinks."
-Timon upon Simbas falling madly in love with Nala

...brought to you in the afternoon by WADMBTV (waluigi and daisy must be terminated visionwithoutthetele), Inc.

anyway im feeling a little like Kuzco or Timon. one of those two. or Fozzie Bear! thats what my muppet personality quiz said i was. in closing...well why would i let myself close this out? been dropping quotes like litter so how about one more quote to make up for it, a little nature, like dropping a ray of sunshine on this crazy little blog entry...

"Brethren, pray for us."
-the apostle Paul by inspiration of the Holy Spirit in I Thessalonians 5:25