little blue men

i had a nice weekend far away but i wont remember till an hour from now when we are eating what i want to say.

i slept oddly with weird dreams about telephones and concerts and woke up on the wrong side of the closet this morning, a unique experience. whats up with the fact that you say "a unique" when its supposed to be "an" before words beginning with "u", anyway? and whats up with how "u" is the new way to say "you"?

so after that i called class and the teacher was distracted and put us on hold for like twenty minutes. ive never been put on hold by a teacher before. it was amusing, but instead of being amused i took a nap. i kept worrying that i was going to sleep through her coming back to the phone, too, which you know, doesnt usually happen but it does when youre a teleclass person

see theres high class theres upper middle class theres lower middle class theres low class and then theres teleclass. thats me. high class folks eat meals with multiple diplomats. upper middle class folks eat meals with multiple courses. middle class folks eat meals with multiple forks. lower middle class folks eat meals with multiple dishes. low class folks eat meals with multiple fingers. teleclass folks dont eat meals with multiples. they cant multiply anyway, nor can they copy the essay instructions down as the teacher reads them.

essays are suck.

then after i hung up on english class i disturbed my musical receptors. if you dont know what i mean, i say to you, you probably dont know me very well and/or dont want to and/or you just aint in the mood to be into word games.

then i had to call other class. i learned about why wet roads are hard to see in headlights and then i hung up on that one too. anyway im bored of talking about it now so.....

Before too too long
You might hear from me again, just wait long
Enough- till then