today students will

i woke up to the sound of the phone.
i answered it and found out about school.
i hung up.
i ate some more pills, pillhead.
i poked myself in the eye until my contacts were in.
i showered, washing off with soap.
i threw up.
i showered some more, shampooing my hair.
i sat outside doing schoolwork and being divebombed by robins while on the phone.
i sat inside doing schoolwork and being divebombed by words.
i had an idea.
i went to eat pizza.
i ate some sherbert.
i updated my blog.
i realized that i must be pretty dang self obsessed to start every sentence with the word i.
i realized that blogs are in fact about yourself.
i got blogs banned by the Pope.
i was just kidding about the last four sentences i wrote.
the rest of it was completely true.