on not this day in 2006

for the past some number of days (i dont do math) i have been sick.

day 1: wake up feeling hungover but had not had anything besides a black cherry vanilla coke to drink. black cherry vanilla coke takes too long to say. so i shall abbreviate it as Dmitri. then i threw up.

day 2: was very achy and sniffly but felt better. no appetite. then i woke up at 2am, threw up three times in a row in a bright green color that gave new meaning to the term "stomach acid", and went back to bed with a 103°F fever.

day 3: i went to the doctor. they didnt know what was wrong with me but prescribed antibiotics just for fun.

day 4: i missed a day in here somewhere.

day 5: oh. on day 4 i was still sick and watched a movie. fever down to 102. then day 5 was yesterday, and my fever was wavering between 99 and 100. someone gave me a blue bear with a bag of chocolate kisses. for Easter not for getting well.

day 6: thats today. its Easter but i didnt get to go to church because im ill. however. there is no however. my mother didnt feed me today.

so my plans for the day are:

a) update my blog
b) leave you all annoying comments
c) spend an hour or two begging for food outside the funkymonkey cafe
d) pick up some change of address forms so that my mail will be forwarded to my permanent residence on the couch
e) pick up some legal name-change forms so that i will from now on be known by my true name, couch potato
f) come to terms with my illness and realize that the couch is a normal place to spend time when one is sick. then delete this post and its lies

well as you can see ive got much to do.

Toodles!