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Friday, October 26, 2007

who woulda thunk




You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To



Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could.

Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most.

But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you?

It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low.



What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever



What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

3 Comments:

At 8:36 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

I don't know if I could be a vampire, but I think I would make a pretty darn good warewolf. Its one thing to seduce your prey with your good looks and charming personality, but that would become borring. I prefer the thrill of the hunt. I can just imagine charging through the woods at twice the speed of my prey, waiting for just the right moment to strike.

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Ma'am Gallahad said...

hm being a werewolf could be fun i suppose, but vampires can hunt people rather than seducing them too you know. just not in the daytime. thats really the main problem with being a vampire is that youre a sitting duck in daytime and anyone can find you and kill you.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger thecolvinator said...

i could be a vampire too, or a leprachaun named Moneybags Potfiller

 

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