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well im back from my many vacationings, and apparently i have to comment on my brothers posts because he said so. its bad to hate cats. (see Andrews post entitled "I Do Not Hate Cats" and the comments on it.) actually i didnt really have many vacationings, just two, one to the beach and one to camp. so now im back to having no life whatsoever. argh. at least i can relax for awhile, right? i mean, in between my duties as ruler of the planet...
You Should Rule Saturn |
 Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. |
...anyway, ive probably got more important things to do right now, but who cares? um...where was i? sorry i was interrupted by a call from my Ambassador to the UN, you know, Saturns ambassador to the UN? i hate the UN, so i think im going to fire him soon. i mean, i dont actually hate the UN...i just think...that...its...worthless. i hear it gives some aid to people sometimes, but heck, thats what we have the Red Cross for.
well, i think ive straightened everything out on my new planet for now, and i just need to remember what i was writing about here on my blog so i can go on vacation. i noticed recently that the people of Saturn voted me in on the basis that im a der. im not sure how i feel about that. i should have kept a closer eye on my advertising campaign. figures id only realize this once i saw the posters they used during my campaign: "Vote Ma'am Gallahad for the next Saturnian President: She thinks slowly." after i fire the UN ambassador im firing those people too.
IM NOT REALLY A DER
or so say some people back here on Earth
and even if i am, at least i have a pancreas.
posted by Ma'am Gallahad @ 8:49 PM
6 Comments:
People with pancreas...es... ooh, that's right!
yeah, those people are more cool.
People with appendixes suck.
hmph! and thats appendices to you- but i guess you wouldnt know since you havent got one!
Last time i checked i was the ruler of Saturn! You planet stealer!
Appendixes or appendices are both acceptable spellings, according to Oxford American Dictionaries, but I guess you wouldn't know that because people with appendixes suck!
well, you should have worked harder on your re-election campaign, perhaps advertised that youre retarded, and then maybe you would have beaten me- but as things are, there wont be another election for 4 Saturnian years! so if you want to rule youll just have to wait! i won fair and square!
Hey I rule Saturn! Get off my planet you der for brains!
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